You may have heard it said in some circles in recent years that Yertle the Turtle is quite probably the finest book ever written on the subject of turtle stacking.
Well, I know turtle stacking and I have seen for myself and have hear the clamoring voices of my daughters. There is nothing “probable” about this book. Clearly Yertle the Turle is the finest book on the subject of turtle stacking ever written. Those waffling tree hugging saxaphone playing sissy girl democrats need to wake up and smell the coffee… and tea.
If we permit ourselves and our nation to wallow in mediocrity of the kind I referred to our society will soon find itself half way into a swamp at night. And that would suck.
We don’t want sucky things. No, not here, no how, no way. No thank you. Let the commies have all the suckiness they wish but this is America dammit.
So the next time you hear some one taking such a week kneed position on such an important topic. You hold them accountable. You ask them, “why probably? Why won’t you take a stand on principle and declare it the best bar none?” See what kind of response you get. Indeed this question could well the social barometer of our era.